Why is everything so damn undependable???
Damn Tactics Ogre wasn't there when I went to pick it up
today. This has been the fourth time this week that Gamestop has
told me they would get it tomorrow. You'd think I'd be smart enough
to call in and check whether or not they have the game, but I don't
have a life so that makes up for the lack of conveniences in my
life. Like reading a book, instead of reading it forward like
everyone else, I would do it the long way and wait till the book is
made into a movie and watch that instead. It's all the same really.
Well anyway, today they said they would get it at 3:30 so I decided to wait an hour
for it. The wait wasn't so bad once I found Britney and her Dance
Beat.
Now I know what you're thinking,
"Why the fuck was he playing Britney's Dance Beat? Wouldn't he
rather play WWF or some other manly games?" well the answer to
what you're thinking is FUCK NO! In
Britney's Dance Beat, when you're good enough, Miss Britney herself
comes out and dance with you, but in WWF if you're good enough, a
fat naked man comes out and sit on your face! So most of you might
not like Britney Spears, and most people would say they don't, but
that's like how everyone's saying they don't pee while taking a
shower but actually do. You all know who you are. Don't worry, we
know it all goes down the drain anyway. But if you really don't like
Britney and would rather have a fat naked man sit on your face; just
like the people who pee while taking a shower, you are nasty!
To no prevail, the game did not come
but instead "it will be here tomorrow." This is just one
of the incident in my life that human out there are working against
me. Nature's been screwing me over for a long time now. For whatever
reason. I think I am the bastard child of nature's bitch and his
milk man or the man who always get screw over. So now as the son of
the man who always get screw over, who Nature hates for screwing his
bitch, I not only inherited the screwed up factors but also have
Nature's hate on me. Now people are starting to figure out how to do
the same thing and they're trying their best to make me suffer.
Well there you have it, the story of
my day and the conclusion of my week. Vacation was not enjoyable
like it should've been. Nothing was what it was suppose to be nor
where it was suppose to be. Good thing Rallisport Challenge is damn
good especially for only $20. One thing I can always depend on, and
that's Britney will always be hot and nasty. That's right, hot and
nasty. Even when she's 35 and still can't sing, she will still be
hot and nasty. Hopefully by that time, she will become a wrestler
and go sit on people's naked faces instead.
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