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Saturday, May 11th

Why is everything so damn undependable??? 

Damn Tactics Ogre wasn't there when I went to pick it up today. This has been the fourth time this week that Gamestop has told me they would get it tomorrow. You'd think I'd be smart enough to call in and check whether or not they have the game, but I don't have a life so that makes up for the lack of conveniences in my life. Like reading a book, instead of reading it forward like everyone else, I would do it the long way and wait till the book is made into a movie and watch that instead. It's all the same really. Well anyway, today they said they would get it at 3:30 so I decided to wait an hour for it. The wait wasn't so bad once I found Britney and her Dance Beat. 

Now I know what you're thinking, "Why the fuck was he playing Britney's Dance Beat? Wouldn't he rather play WWF or some other manly games?" well the answer to what you're thinking is FUCK NO! In Britney's Dance Beat, when you're good enough, Miss Britney herself comes out and dance with you, but in WWF if you're good enough, a fat naked man comes out and sit on your face! So most of you might not like Britney Spears, and most people would say they don't, but that's like how everyone's saying they don't pee while taking a shower but actually do. You all know who you are. Don't worry, we know it all goes down the drain anyway. But if you really don't like Britney and would rather have a fat naked man sit on your face; just like the people who pee while taking a shower, you are  nasty!

To no prevail, the game did not come but instead "it will be here tomorrow." This is just one of the incident in my life that human out there are working against me. Nature's been screwing me over for a long time now. For whatever reason. I think I am the bastard child of nature's bitch and his milk man or the man who always get screw over. So now as the son of the man who always get screw over, who Nature hates for screwing his bitch, I not only inherited the screwed up factors but also have Nature's hate on me. Now people are starting to figure out how to do the same thing and they're trying their best to make me suffer.

Well there you have it, the story of my day and the conclusion of my week. Vacation was not enjoyable like it should've been. Nothing was what it was suppose to be nor where it was suppose to be. Good thing Rallisport Challenge is damn good especially for only $20. One thing I can always depend on, and that's Britney will always be hot and nasty. That's right, hot and nasty. Even when she's 35 and still can't sing, she will still be hot and nasty. Hopefully by that time, she will become a wrestler and go sit on people's naked faces instead.