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Yo Daddy's Speech
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So I we had commencement speech tryouts
after school today and foolish QDaiGuy decided to go see Star Wars
instead of writing his speech. It was possibly the best possible
choice ever! If you've seen Episode II you would agree with me that
Yoda is the man. Anyway, I'm sure I didn't get picked to be a
speaker. I didnt write mine till half way thru 3rd period the day
of. Kevin (Lobes) decided to write me a speech as well. You gotta
know us to know what kind of humor we do. This has got to be the
best speech I should've given. So here it is...
QUANG'S COMMENCEMENT SPEECH. I jus here to talk to ya'll. Me, Quang, I be sexy ass bitch. Believe dat. No mo pimps, oughta jes give dat doggie away. Ya'll (point around to everyone) fights like ole lady. Dat right? Damn right dat right. Don have nothin to do wif no caramels. Ya'll don havta like it, but it not bein chicked. (Start talking louder) Ya'll got coins fo me, or does I gotta teach ya'll some manners? (Pause) Gimme yo lunch money. Ratfaces. I bin in dis country for...twenee years. Don be usin no oriental mo-jo on me. Don job me outa nothin! I be Asian! Don be buttin in on me foos. I hurt yo mouf when ya'll don know nuffin. No have noffin mo ta say ta ya'll. (walk away) (walk back) And unuva tang, I screw all yo mommas cuz I be sexy ass bitch. ____________ Good job Kevin, you've prove yourself a qualified contributor to QDaiGuy's site and its (lack of) grandeur. |
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