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Dear QDaiGuy,

What annoys you and why?

                                    Adios

 

Dear (Goodbye in Spanish),

If you know me in person, you’d know that I’m not annoyed very easily. I try to look at people’s best and have fun whenever I can. Easily said, nothing annoys me, but at the same time, EVERYTHING DOES!

            Due to my busy schedule of spinning vinyl and promoting good wills toward QDaiGuy (support him by giving him money). I’ve had to stay up late at night replying to questions from confused and troubled individuals. I go to bed around 1:30 and get up about 6:30, giving me only 5 hours of sleep and lots of time to think about the fucked up problems people tell me. Usually a good night’s sleep or a session o f drinking alcoholic beverages (NOT BEER!), would let my brain reorganize itself. Putting all the shit people write in to me in the part of my brain that isn’t used. I’ve designated an area in my head for this, the cerebra cortex. Only about 10 percent of it is for my useless information. It is located at the frontal port of the brain. If you have seen “Hannibal”, you would know where it is. I’d advise not eating your own brain if you’re not Doctor Hannibal Lecter himself. It is rather tricky to know how deeply you can go without out cutting into other part of the brain that could damage the cerebellum too.

            The cerebellum is folded into many lobes and lies above and behind the pons. It receives sensory input from the spinal cord, motor input from the cortex and basal ganglia and position information from the vestibular system. The cerebellum then integrates this information and influences outgoing motor pathways from the brain to coordinate movements. To demonstrate this, reach out and touch a point in front of you, such as your neighbor’s nose-- your hand makes one smooth motion. If your cerebellum were damaged, that same motion would be very jerky as your cortex initiated a series of small muscle contractions to home in on the target point. The cerebellum may also be involved in language (fine muscle contractions of the lips and larynx), as well as other cognitive functions.

            Without much needed sleep, I would end up irritable and confused on who my friends are and who my enemies are. An area on the left side of the frontal lobe, called Broca's area, processes language by controlling the muscles that make sounds (mouth, lips and larynx). Damage to this area results in "motor aphasia," in which patients can understand language but cannot produce meaningful or appropriate sounds. The neurons going to each parts of the brain would be confused and I wouldn’t be able to produce “meaningful or appropriate sounds.” Meaning I end up swearing at my friends and treating my enemies with the same respect. Everyone pays when I don’t get my sleep.

To wrap it all up, I don’t like listening to people bitch about their fucking problems and the dumb shit they did to themselves. It not only deprive me of sleep by writing back and  telling them to Fuck OFF, but it also does damages to parts of my brain that lets me function normally. Before you go out there and create some problem for yourself, you better think of my well-being! I don’t like being an asshole to my friends and not making sense all together. What annoys me? Nothing really… except for stupid birds and animal like things (living creatures) running out onto the street and in front of my car to be killed! Damn rabbit.

Time for sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

                                                                        Looooooooooovve,

                                                                        QDaiGuy