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This is not a reply to a question but more of an editorial. Someone said to me, "Hey why don't you write something about history." So I said, "Ok." And here it is...

With all the go fuck yourself in the corner classes out there (I’m talking about high school) History has got to be the most pointless. It’s not hard for me to keep up in the class, but it has becoming unbearable now that I DON’T CARE! Students aren’t lazy and stupid, but learning about history is fucking unnecessary. I don’t know about you but learning about Britain fucking itself over by giving the US money to help France kick Britain’s ass is not going to help me impress anyone later on. Hell, I probably got the names of the country in that incident above wrong.

            All I want instead of history is a class the kids would enjoy and can impress people with. Sure Hastings make it interesting by telling stories of how he beat the shit out of a group of gangbangers and at the same time (yeah he’s quite the man) give birth to the girls those gangbangers raped. But it’s still history!

            There should be a "Rubix Cube" class instead of the "go fuck yourself" class. Think about it, wouldn’t you like to know how to solve the mystery of the universe? And when you’re all good at it, you can impress people with it. Imagine coming into a room with a rubix cube, or you can plant one in yourself, and everyone is staying, "Oh shit! That’s a cube of death, no on can figure that out. But whoever can must be fucking with good to be that good." And you’ll be all smug and solves it like no other. People would be so impressed that they would make you a king of the whole damn place.