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Hey QDaiGuy,

Can I have some money?

                                    From,

                                    No Money

 Dear No Mo.

 Why the fuck are you asking me for money?! Do I look like a fucking rich white guy? Do I even look white? The closest I can come to being a cracker is if you add the word "rice" in front of it.

            Instead of having a read job, I’ve decided to waste my time writing responses to people with NO MONEY! I came into this "business" thinking I can help people and getting a bit of contribution back from them. Oh my holy lord! What was I thinking?

            Let me tell you a little something about people and money. People are very protective and greedy when it comes to things such as money (and of course chicken nuggets from Wendy’s). Whenever you ask someone for money, the other person wouldn’t want to even if he’s the nicest and richest guy in the world. I let this guy borrow $5 (yeah I’m a fool for even thinking of it) and he said he would pay me back. I trust this guy so I didn’t feel that bad departing with my precious $5 bill. The next few days, I would ask him about it, and he would say he doesn’t know what I’m talking about and ignore me. I would be pissed of as hell with him and hate him like no other, but he ended up paying me back because he was only joking and in my warm gentle heart I knew he was. Even though he paid me back, I STILL HATE HIM to this very day.

            Even though people can be nice, they are still human and greedy. It is something we inherited from Adam an Eve. Damn greedy punks. So to answer your question "FUCK NO!"

                                                                        Love,

                                                                        QDaiGuy

P.S. yes you can have some money