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Dear QDaiGuy,

How come it always rains the day after I wash my car?

                                                                                 From,

                                                                                Dirty Car

Dear DC,

You must not have read my editorial on History classes and the importance of it. I suggest you do before reading any further from this here.

 The geography of the Pacific Northwest is very interestingly diversified. The weather in the Seattle area is extremely fascinating due to the fact that it is behind the Olympics. We get enough water from rain here to clean up, what some would call, all the "dirty Russians". Call them Russians and not Ukrainians, or else they knife you. (You can’t see this right now, but I stopped after the last sentence to make the motion of slitting my throat, as though I’m being knifed.) Anyway, being a Northwesterners, you might not notice that it rains quite often here. As it was statistically announced in History that "it rains about every other day in the Seattle area" so does it shows when you wash your car. You probably didn’t wash your car on a rainy day, and by going by the statistics given in history class, you should have known that it would rain the next day. Or you can always just WATCH THE FUCKING WEATHER REPORT!

                                                                                                                 Love,

                                                                                                                QDaiGuy