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Wednesday, October 09th

This is Toai's famous satire that he wrote for English last year. I wrote one too but I don't know where it is right now. I'll post it once I find it. There's not much to say about this piece that Toai wrote. It speaks for itself and for him. Enjoy!

 

In a small town outside of Topeka, there is a man who is quite rich and quite a guy.  He proclaims that there isn’t anybody in this world that helps people like he does.  He goes out of his way to help those that are less fortunate.  He lived at the end of a quiet street.  As you walk down this street, the scenery is fill with people in rags alongside the street.  As you get closer to his mansion, there are standing in front of his gate.  These people always hold a cup in hand, and flies are buzzing around them constantly.  They seem to be waiting at his gate for something.  Oddly, the gate to his mansion seems to be closed everytime these people stand in front of it.  When you enter his mansion, you see this most caring man hard at work, entertaining his guesses with all the awards, all the letters of recognition he received from helping people.  He even has plaques out side his home of all the people he had helped, he did this to perhaps let others people be inspired by him with his plaques, to go out and help others.  Presently, the people with cup in hand stands outside his gates rubbing their cups back and forth at his gate hoping he would hear the noise and come out and help them being the caring man that he is.  Unfortunately, for this man must not of heard all commotions for you see he has a very unique disease that allows him to hear things well at certain times and not so well at other times.  His disease always seem to have picked a bad time to kick in but everytime these people bunch around his gate, he couldn’t hear them.  I am sure he would have rush out to see what these people need being the caring man that he is.  When you hear this man, you couldn’t help but to compliment at how hard he tries to help people.  Indeed he is quite a humanitarian, for every million he makes, he gives half a penny to this world.  Oh where would we be without people like him.

 

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